Primitive Engineering

Engineering Tomorrow… The Night Before.

I Call Shenanigans!

I just moved to San Francisco!

An apparently homeless man once told me that he “Trades smiles for cash.”

So ya, here’s the engineer’s perspective. What I see, read and speculate (speculation is always fun!) multiplied by the percentage likelihood I’ll publish minus social awkwardness and sexuality all divided by  pi. For Example:

[Muni Driver with Mohawk (See) * waxing crescent moon (likelihood) - ordering a pilsner instead of a stout (social awkwardness) - number of mildly explicit get a girlfriend ads on facebook]/π= ?

If this results in the random number 42, a post will be published. It’s quite elementary!

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